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You Know its Too Cold to Scuba Dive When...
Greg - 5/24/2013 10:26 PM
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You Know its Too Cold to Scuba Dive When...1. Your buddy has a long white beard and keeps saying, ’Ho Ho Ho.’
2. You see more frozen fish than the Gorton’s Fisherman.
3. The divemaster is sporting fur fins.
4. Even the penguins are wearing neoprene.
5. You are taken to the dive site by way of Zamboni.
6. You had to use de-icer on your mask.
7. The guys from the Polar Bear Club are driving away, calling YOU crazy.
8. The readout on your computer just says, ’BRRR!!!’
9. The dive boat was a US Coast Guard Icebreaker.
10. The divemaster’s pet parrot looks mysteriously like an emperor penguin.


PCDiveBuddies - 5/26/2013 7:36 PM
Thats good! LMAO
tazzer9797 - 5/25/2013 7:38 PM
Simple...When its to cold

your truck wont start to get you to the water... nuttin else comes
Hapkiman - 5/25/2013 8:41 AM
love it
RockRat2008 - 5/25/2013 8:13 AM
LMAO ... That’s great!