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Scuba Diver First Date Questions
Greg - 7/27/2012 7:12 AM
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Scuba Diver First Date QuestionsScuba divers are a different breed. If you are looking for a soul mate, you better know the right questions to ask before things get too serious. Here are a few important questions a scuba diver should ask on the first date:

1. Do you enjoy swimming or being in the water? If Yes, proceed to question 2. If No, get up and leave them with the bill.

2. Are you scuba certified or are you interested in becoming scuba certified? If Yes, proceed to question 3. If No, go ahead and enjoy the first date, but the most you’ll get is a good surface support buddy.

3. Is your family rich or do you have a high paying job? If Yes, congratulations, you just found the perfect dive buddy soul mate that loves to scuba dive and can afford to do it often. If No, you may not be diving too much or your gear will be sub-par, so proceed to question 4 to determine if it’s worth pursuing.

4. Ask yourself this question...Is the person across from me very attractive with a great personality? If Yes, you might just throw out questions 1 - 3 and say to hell with it. If No, this was probably a blind date huh?

Well there you have it. The only questions a scuba diver needs to ask on the first date to find the perfect dive buddy for life.

If you liked this article, you will also enjoy the following survey question: Scuba Diver Relationship Quiz


northwdiver - 9/02/2016 9:16 AM
Badlander316 - 4/09/2014 2:42 PM
Im lucky my fiancé is a scuba diver...
Divingleo - 10/19/2013 1:38 AM
Too bloody funny!!!!
lerpy - 5/17/2013 6:26 AM
This is friggin hilarious.
GelanaBanana - 2/25/2013 2:36 PM
How funny! Now I know why I’m single because this exactly how I weed out potential mates. No diver... No 2nd date! Lol!!
GelanaBanana - 2/26/2013 3:00 AM
Lol! PADI, NAUI, SSI...a c-card is a c-card... That’s better than a MasterCard!
GelanaBanana - 2/26/2013 9:43 AM
Well, that’s just because I’m PADI...I wouldn’t care what kind of cert a diver long as they believe they live on land because they haven’t grown gills yet... LOL!
IhanaKuu - 10/22/2012 7:38 PM
This is so funny...
Eric_R - 8/10/2012 8:38 AM
Wanted long term relationship with female that likes to scuba dive and has boat. Please email photo of boat.:)
VicFLA - 8/05/2012 3:29 AM
Flipper78754 - 7/28/2012 3:09 PM
This is good. Does he / she own a boat, if they said yes and it could be a row boat, so does he / she own a cruiser that sleeps at least 4 :) Safe Diving
LatitudeAdjustment - 7/27/2012 7:13 PM
Does she own a boat?
oceanfloor - 7/27/2012 7:48 PM
Does he own a boat?
cm2002ss - 7/29/2012 6:19 PM
Can he afford to buy me a boat?
LatitudeAdjustment - 2/12/2013 9:13 AM
This is why my signature on anther board was: Never tell a woman you have money or a diver that you have a boat :)
Legasea - 7/27/2012 3:10 PM
very nice!!! But jokes aside lately this is how i look at all my dates :))
Eve - 7/27/2012 7:28 AM
Good one Greg.