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More dive humor - Divers Dictionary
scubalarry54 - 7/31/2009 7:18 PM
Category: General
Replies: 6



MASK - Storage container for sea water samples until you reach the surface.


SNORKEL - Breathing tube used to suck in sea water and bugs at the surface


WET SUIT - What a diver does when the cold and cafeine kicks in.


SPARE AIR - The air left in your buddies tank.
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dalehall - 8/01/2009 9:54 AM


SPARE AIR - The air left in your buddies tank.


LOL!!!
Dale
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scubalarry54 - 8/02/2009 8:50 AM


The Bends - What you get when an overweight diver tries to put their fins on.


Safety Stop - When you’re late from coming home from a dive trip and stop for flowers for your wife.


Mouthpiece - The guy on the dive boat that won’t shut up about all the diving he has done.
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scubalarry54 - 8/02/2009 8:54 AM


Regulator - Taking prune juice on a dive trip.


D-Ring - What you don’t want to give your fiance when you ask her to marry you.


Dive Tables - Where you sit after a lobtster trip to have dinner.


 
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LatitudeAdjustment - 8/03/2009 11:25 AM


Flashlight; Storage container for dead and leaking batteries.


Dive knife; A treasure you leave on the bottom for the next diver to find.


Dive Buddy; He/She’s not my buddy, that’s my chum!
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Jorakae - 8/04/2009 11:17 AM
Funny stuff!
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Scubagal_godive - 12/28/2012 10:46 AM
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Top ten signs that you have been diving too much this summer


10) You have to put your total number of dives in scientific notation.
9) You look back at your logbooks and realize you’ve spent more time at decompression than at work.
8) You’re permanently prune-figured.
7) Your dive log is available on Amazon.com.
6) You have named all the buff bream on your favorite wreck.
5) You worry that your office elevator is ascending too quickly.
4) You’ve stopped logging your dives because it’s easier to just log your surface intervals.
3) Your "time to fly" is measured in months.
2) Your picture appears on fish identification tables.
1) You clear your ears prior to stepping on a down escalator.