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The SCUBA Diver’s Prayer (or the Safety Stop Psalm)
Aymen1977 - 6/02/2010 9:02 PM
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PADI is my shephard
I shall not want to cross over to NAUI
They maketh me dive in quarries and ponds
before I am allowed to dive where I want
The LDS they refill my tanks
and lead me to the best paths to find choice dives
For my own sanity’s sake

Yea though I swim through the valley of the shadow of death
I shall fear no cartilaginous fish, 
for my dive buddy is a slower swimmer than I
His gut and lack of streamlining they comfort me

DAN prepares a recompression chamber for me in the presence of mine enemy
They pump me full of oxygen 
so that my blood does not bubbleth over
Surely I will have learned a lesson that will follow me
all the days of my life
So that I will not have to revisit the chamber ever again


SeaCreature - 6/13/2010 9:20 PM
Nah, I believe God has a sense of humor. Why else would he have made flounders? :-)
LatitudeAdjustment - 6/04/2010 11:37 AM
You are going to burn in hell for that one but in the mean time dive safely and often!