Meet new scuba divers, maintain a virtual dive log, participate in our forum, share underwater photos, research dive sites and more. Members login here.

Scuba Articles > Pixel
Giant Croc Eats Bull Shark
Pixel - 8/14/2014 7:44 AM
I’m not being rude.
Pixel - 8/21/2009 9:02 AM
I realize that many people have realized that I’m not online as much as I used to be. I promise this is not due to being rude or not liking the website anymore. It’s due to not having home internet and not having the finances to sit at the internet cafe as often as I used to. So those of you who were wondering otherwise, I still love you all and the website....
Diving is not a sexy sport Diving is not a sexy sport
Pixel - 2/17/2009 3:17 AM
Found the following at: I think it’s hilarious. I might be wrong. :P RAPTURES OF THE DEEP END or THE VIRGIN DIVERby Susy Worzencraft Cartoon by Evelyn Short So there we were, alone at last, bare legs entwined, hands grasping at each other’s scanty clothing, as we gazed deep into each other’s eyes. In my mind, I heard again his soft, sibilant lisp as he murmured: ‘Two breaths for you, two breaths for me.’ With fearful, yet longing anti...
Pixel - 2/02/2009 7:55 AM
Lately I’ve been coming into contact with a lot of people from other countries and as you chat and talk about hobbies, life etc diving inevitably comes up. Though it seems a common train of thought is: "I’ve always wanted to try that, you can take me and show me." Even when I tell them that A) I’m a newbie and B) I’m not an instructor they think it’s not a problem. Is it an under appreciation for the sport of diving that people just assume it’s so easy to kit up and go? Put reg in your mouth and...
It’s Dry, but you can read it!
Pixel - 1/25/2009 7:27 AM
1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. 2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I’ve lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I’m positive..." 3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything." 4. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don’t serve food in here." 5. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. 6. A m...
Children write about the sea.
Pixel - 1/11/2009 6:37 AM
I can imagine the look on the teacher’s face as she reads these entries!!! 1) This is a picture of an octopus... It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters’ balls are called pearls. (James age 6) 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an island. If you don’t have sea All round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7) 4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson . She’s not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6) 5) A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top o...
Washed Ashore
Pixel - 11/30/2008 11:20 AM
Today was an interesting day, filled with laughs, giggles, annoyances and pain. We decided to take it easy today with diving. For two reasons, 1: two of our usual divers couldn’t join us today and 2: My dive buddy Shaun was bringing his friend. She hasn’t dived in a while. So after getting kit sorted out the dive shop, we make the decision to go to Long Beach in Simonstown, so that Shaun’s friend can get back into it. All went very well, we played at the small wreck that’s there, chased some fis...