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Dave from pocono mountains  | Scuba Diver

Hi, if you are reading this... and you see me on line, check the chat room - I might be there.


UWnewbee - 5/17/2010 12:39 AM
Hels - 7/15/2008 2:38 PM

Hey SbD,

Seriously thinking about getting a trailer..they’re so cheap. Then I can drink tinnies, listen to lynyrd skynyrd and shoot squirrels all day. Perfek. Renting in UK is a be-atch at the mo. Any suggestions of where to go? Not that I’m suggesting u hang around trailer parks...
Hels - 7/01/2008 6:08 AM
omg its like in the 20s here! woohoo we’re off to have picnics on "Henman Hill" and watch the tennis on the big screen wahey! strawberries and cream are go.
Hels - 6/25/2008 2:41 PM
well i wouldn’t necessarily pick a "slimeball" type roadie...but i take it ur insinuating that they’re all like that..hey ho, once again a perfect plan foiled at the last minute..i have a new job in a month pays a bit better BUT best of all im almost a narc ha!ill be the woman behind jack bauer. Respect MY authority. best go and talk to some more nutters.oops.i mean respected and valued informants.
Hels - 6/25/2008 2:13 PM
Thought I’d check in and see if my no1 Yankee SP fan is alive and well...this side of El Pond-o is doin a-ok, roger. Managed to lose £10 (think thats like 500 US dollars) on Croatia in the Euro 2008 "soccer" thing. They lost to Turkey on penalties. Bloody turks! more reason to keep them out of europe...they owe me a tenner! Off to see Alice Cooper in July CANT WAIT! hoping to get preggers by a roadie in exchange for a backstage pass..take it ez snowboard dave.
Hels - 6/12/2008 1:17 AM
Your guesstimated definition of bogstandard is kosher, Depol is jus the Man’s gov agency for name changes. One bloke over here changed his name by Depol to "Birmingham City" until his missus threatened to leave R-Tard.

Its pissing it down here bout 13degress C...BUT was a supergay hot hot HOT weekend! i’m super, thanks for asking....
Hels - 6/10/2008 7:09 AM
Altho my name is not hela-rama-lama-ding-dong I may well change it by Depol becoause that wld be a tiptop name. I’m a bogstandard "Helen" as in Helen of Troy, as in Helen "I’ll kick ur ass" of Troy... :-)
Hels - 6/05/2008 8:21 AM
You got the Mighty Boosh on; the day 2 day

Brass Eye "Paedogeddon" Special - (prepare urself in the same way u wld for Woodland Critter Xmas...).
Hels - 6/04/2008 3:29 PM
Im going to check out ur recommendations of The Daily Show and that Colbert Report jobby, so YOU have to get ur laffin gear around some Mighty Boosh, Brass Eye and The Day Today. Go forth and be warped. Brass Eye padeophile special should be right up your comedy hole.
Hels - 5/29/2008 12:30 AM
the no internet one "kicks ass". u gotta luv the way stan’s dad gets way enthused about EVERYTHING...burying his head in the sand to avoid the terrorist wrath...fingerbang...the day after the day after 2morrow...japanese gals vomiting in each others mouths...aaahh randy - the man; the legend.

see - i was right - critter xmas is not for women...or humans. I clocked something was up with that deer friom the off..but did i turn away, did i balls.