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Wanted: Filthy Rich Elderly Widow
NWKatShark - 10/31/2007 8:20 PM
Category: Romance
Replies: 12

She`s lonely. She`s elderly. She owns a Mega Yacht equipped with a ship bourne offshore racing cigarette boat and Bell 222 helicopter and no one to enjoy it. She can`t keep track of all her worldwide banking accounts and investments. Well Sweetheart, I`m here to answer your prayers. I`ll schedule those worldwide ocean excursions FOR you, no worries! I`ll "manage" your world banking acounts FOR you, no worries! I`ll even show you how your fluffy little Fifi has a hidden one-time instinct to attract sharks! Ohhhh, those pretty sharks! I`ll insure you get your fill of blender made PBJ sandwiches on that diamond encrusted sterling silver serving tray. I`m a great cook! I`ll hire the best qualified bikini clad boat crew to insure a smooth running "streamlined" and fuel efficient ship. It`s a big boat, so I`ll have to conduct a LOT of interviews in various worldwide fantasy diving locations to get a proper cross section of potential cantidates. I don`t mind though, because I care. You can write off the boat too because I`ll set up a dive training facility in 3 staterooms, staffed with over qualified live aboard Female Swedish Dive Instructors, to attract clientele, of course. You`ll have plenty of time to rest and sleep though because we`ll be anchoring in many, many quiet and remote lagoons and Islands and I`ll move "crew briefings" to the many beachside properties you own. Because I care. Call me! Because, ........................I care. Call me, really. Or, better yet, send me a $50,000 pre-paid Satellite Wireless Phone and I"LL CALL YOU! I know, "What a Guy!". Hey, I care.
DiveRex - 10/31/2007 8:36 PM
I care too!
LBrian - 10/31/2007 9:23 PM
haha dude... this was the most convincing one out of all the posts on that board!! :) nicely done... haha
harleydiver - 11/02/2007 4:50 AM
Thats just to
froggiepatrol - 11/02/2007 8:56 AM
Heck you find this you let me know.... :):):):)
randyroo - 1/02/2008 7:17 PM
Nice spit I love it. roo
debay(Dee-Bay) - 1/16/2008 8:32 PM
dude.........(shakes his head and sighs)
anemone - 1/18/2008 7:39 PM
But he cares...really!
NWKatShark - 1/26/2008 8:44 PM
Thank you Judith. I just can`t believe that people would doubt my sincerity!
outinaboot - 9/17/2008 5:01 PM

lol that is funny NICE>>>>

outinaboot - 9/17/2008 5:01 PM

lol that is funny NICE>>>>

treasurediver2010 - 1/28/2011 7:36 PM
$50,000 ok....send me your account details....,and as your nice,i will send you $10 million instead
oceanbound - 12/18/2012 9:14 AM