This Holiday Season we are reminded of financial strife throughout the world, even with my expeditions around the world I am faced with "how can I help" decisions everday. Finally the answer came to me.


I am asking for help from everyone out there. I am going to be like the Make a Wish Foundation. I have found a group of especially needy people who have one thing that can make their dremas come true. This Christmas I need your help as I try sending as many Terrorists as I can on a all expenses paid trip to Allah.


Please let me know if you can help. You’ve seen pictures of these needy Terrorists on TV, in the papers, and in magazines, now for less than the cost of an expensive cup of coffee you can help send them straight to Allah. I accept all donations using cash, check, money order, Visa/MC, Discover, and Paypal. Thanks.