Hehe.. well, I like the joke, but being a female, I`m not sure I would wear it! ;) Although, there are some pretty borderline female shirts as well - that I wouldn`t wear around my 9year old *LOL*. Anywho, my two cents - I love simple designs, classy logos, and of course those logos need to be strategically placed to accentuate a female`s assets! I`m just saying...keep us ScubaNymphs in mind! :)