We had a diver in NJ who stole an entire kit and then was dumb enough to show up on a diveboat with the gear, the Captain had the police waiting at the dock on their return.
Last year he showed up at a divers flea market wearing an EMT uniform, he isn’t an EMT so you have to wonder who is missing an XL uniform.
All my gear has my name on it somewhere. A few years ago on a NC charter we had a guy going thru everones divebag, said he was looking for his gloves. I still think he’s the reason for the hole in my wing :(