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#2935
Murphy’s Laws
mo - 8/09/2008 10:48 AM
Category: General
Replies: 4





1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.
15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
#622
Matt65 - 8/09/2008 10:37 PM
This is just toooo funny!!! All true, but funny none the less!
#3595
okmister1 - 8/10/2008 4:32 AM


Don’t forget these:


A Smith & Wesson beats 4 aces


The Golden Rule, the one with the gold, makes the rules.


The Peter Principle Corrollary to Murphy’s Law. A person rises to his ultimate level of incompetence and remains there.


Murphy was an optimist.


A soldiers weapon was made by the lowest bidder, so was a military divers regulator.


 
#4846
Eve - 8/11/2008 7:20 AM


Are you a stand up comedian ? If not you should be, way too funny for me, I love the one about living by the sword !


Thank you for another good laugh


Eve
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mo - 8/11/2008 12:08 PM
From Eve:

Are you a stand up comedian ? If not you should be, way too funny for me, I love the one about living by the sword !

Thank you for another good laugh

Eve



Thank’s Eve,

I always like to start my day with a smile, I should ask Greg to put in a new heading, maybe call it (this made me smile)

mo