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#2935
You know it’s all true
mo - 5/24/2008 9:23 AM
Category: General
Replies: 1

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

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Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If you send someone polystyrene,how do you pack it?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases ?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? .....
They’re still going to see you naked anyway.
#4846
Eve - 5/24/2008 10:26 AM
I do no tknow where you come up with this stuff but it is good !


Thank you for making me laugh today.


Eve