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#2935
Just a little fun
mo - 5/16/2008 2:24 PM
Category: General
Replies: 3



Zen advice

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me either.
Just pretty much leave me the f*** alone.

2. It’s always darkest before dawn.
So if you’re going to steal your neighbour’s newspaper,
that’s the time to do it.

3 . No one is listening until you fart.

4 . If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing
a mortgage payment.

5 . Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile
in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile
away and you have their shoes.

6 . If at first you don’t succeed - skydiving is not for
you.

7 . Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish, he will sit in a boat and drink
beer all day.

8 . If you lend someone £320 and never see that person
again, it may have been well worth it.

9 . Don’t worry. It only seems kinky the first time.

10 .Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot
of that comes from bad judgment.

12 . There are two theories about arguing with women.
Neither one works.

13 . Experience is something you don’t get until just
after you need it.

14 . Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill
and a laxative at the same time.


Hope that this made some of you smile


Mo
#4846
Eve - 5/16/2008 5:05 PM
You are wiser then your years, loved it all.


Thank you


Eve
#10346
sk290 - 5/18/2008 8:11 AM
You are so hillairous! lmao!!!!


Thanks for the laughs. It’s good for the soul. :)
#400
Hels - 5/26/2008 8:35 AM
9. it’s only kinky the1st time...hahaha that’s a keeper