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then she spits in your mask
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she saves your boot juice and keeps it in her freezer
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I don`t think this question is fair..to be kept clean
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"boot juice"...that`s just gross!
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She gives you the snorkel test!!
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Hmmmm...is he still breathing...
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when after a fun, uneventful, shark free dive dive, your buddy says, Do you want me to warn you if that big shark comes BACK around you on the next dive?
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When your buddy signals to share air.....and you`re on the surface....and no regulators....
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whats the snorkel test? I`m new,only been diving since `78
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You all kill me. This is hilarious!!
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When the "Follow me" sign doesn`t really mean that.
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When your buddy says,"nice bottom.....er,time"
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Spikes your air with laughing gas and you are the only two on the dive!!! Boot juice is just NASTY!!!
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Checkout the Big Johnson site, it`s for ordering t-shirts. The best I`ve seen on there is a woman with a reg in her mouth with the words behind her saying " She`ll always enjoy going down when she`s sucking on a Big Johnson". hahaha www.bigjohnson.com
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if at xmas, your divebuddy gives you one of those broken heart necklace and says,"I just don`t feel whole without my buddy!"
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^^^ if on valentines day she dumps you by saying, you just dont fill the hole of your buddy
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wouldnt that mean that she hates you? and not want more?
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yeah, this belongs on the Dive buddy hates you thread...keep it straight, guys....
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