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Baseball all wrong, man with 4 balls can`t walk.
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Chuck Norris recently went on a trip to the Virgin Islands. Now they are just known as the Islands.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate an Indian.
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According to Einstein`s theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Ever had to help zip up a female divers wetsuit while trying to avoid the hair on her back?
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Hairy back female? Sounds like a bad bad nightmare or a three mile island resident
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maybe she had the wetsuit on backwards and he was just starting to zip
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"You know, if dogs ever run for office I hope it won`t be all about size... Because I bet there are Chihuahuas out there with some good ideas."
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