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You`re doing buddy checks before the dive, and your buddy turns your air off before you jump off the boat.
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Your divebuddy signals "shark", whips out his dive knife and cuts YOUR air hose.
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You`re gearing up for a shark feed and you notice your divebuddy loaded chum in YOUR weight pockets.
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she gives you shit for tormenting the sharks when you swim closer for a picture
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when HE calls your instructor in a drunken stuper ( claiming to be you ) flirting with HER and telling her how bad you want to bone her . WHAT A DICK
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NOW it`s getting interesting.............
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Hmmmm....do some of you know each other....?
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^^^^ we dont know who we are, we are anonymous
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LOL!!! Finally, a sense of humor..
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when your dive buddy invites you on a spear fishing trip and only wants you there to hold the stringer. when your buddy hands you a can of petroleum based lubricant to get that stuck O2 bottle valve to open. when after your first deep dive with the new reg set up you bought from your buddy, he turns to you and says, "im glad it works for you, it always stopped breathing for me." after a 30 minute dive to 120 feet, your buddy says, Oh, you wanted Nitrox? when 40 miles off shore, your buddy says, I thought you gassed up the boat?
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